Click on the above ‘watch on YouTube’ sign and enjoy a marvelous seven minute collection of bench-clearing fights during televised baseball games. Since most people will agree (even baseball fans) that baseball is the most boring sport ever invented, these fights are cherished for their ability to wake up anyone sleeping in front of the TV while the endless game (nine long innings!) drones on. The team-on-team pile-ons resemble nothing so much as a good NFL game. Any football fan will tell you that the long months between football seasons are made all the more tedious by only having baseball to watch. Fortunately for us, baseball players turn out to be pretty thin-skinned and a good fight can be counted on at least a dozen times per season. The reasons are always so strange; sometimes the runner runs into the catcher as he heads home–what’s he supposed to do if the catcher’s in the way? And what’s the big deal about a pitch bumping into the hitter? It’s only a little ball, after all…