Did you know that K-Tel didn’t just put out junky record compilations but also created a series of crappy utilitarian household items? Dig the Omlette maker ad above–the thing can be separated to be two half-pans though to do so would be at your own risk since they clearly would never fit back together again.  I have the same positive feelings about the below product, the K-Tel knitter. But then again, I don’t have positive feelings about knitting in general. And you just know the below piece of garbage below that one, the K-Tel Record Selector (with ‘a mind of it’s own!’) was fated to fall apart after a few uses, assuming it could even be properly assembled.